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All I can say is boy was I ever wrong.
If you want your articles to be read by the tens of thousands, in fact hundreds of thousands Alexander Wennberg Jersey Authentic , you better know something about hair. Now if you are like me, you probably know little more about hair other than it grows if watered; not exactly enough to be an expert. But if you want to learn about hair so you can write about it with authority, skip the stuff on the top of your head, you want to jam all you can muster into that noggin of yours about the hair south of the border. That's right! You want to educate yourself on female pubic hair, especially about those wily ingrown wascals.
Here's why!
Fifteen out of top thirty articles are about hair: prom hair, men's hair Zach Werenski Jersey Authentic , Japanese hair, hair extensions, hot styles, long styles, blah-blah-blah. And out of the blah-blah-blah, six are specifically about female private hair maintenance and all its dastardly consequences. In other words Seth Jones Jersey Authentic , 20% of the thirty top viewed Ezine articles are about the science of removing female foliage. To make matters more interesting, all six articles are written by one author, I'm assuming a guy (first name Mike), who apparently woke up on August 4th, 2004 and had an epiphany about women's pubic hair, submitting his half dozen articles on its removal and every possible resulting issue: waxing Josh Anderson Jersey , shaving, razor burn, prevention tips, popping tips, you name it.
I want to say right now, God I had no idea!
Now Nick Foligno Jersey , there are fifteen other articles that show no particular pattern of subject matter but nevertheless give me some hope. Skipping the obvious self-serving commercials for products to buy, the rest are pretty mainstream; you know, more like what one would expect: how to build a chopper, flipping houses, history of tattoos, history of body piercing David Savard Jersey , nude photography, how to make semen taste better, the usual stuff. I'm thinking one of those subjects is kind of exciting and might have potential for related research. My personal favorite though, which currently holds 20th place, reveals little known secrets to being invited as a guest on the Oprah Winfrey Show, something I long for.
But I can't get this pubic thing out of my head; this apparent self-inflicted scourge sweeping our female population. And I thought the Bird Flu was nasty! Can't you just trim down there with some scissors for CHRISSAKE and call it a day? Why oh why are you torturing yourselves so? Is it all that thong pressure from us lame-ass guys that's pushing women to such masochistic measures? If it is Oliver Bjorkstrand Jersey , I for one say enough is enough! Holy mackerels, I apologize already!
Oh well, I'm left sitting here, my heart palpitating, pondering if maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree with this notion to be a popular writer?if it means writing about ingrown pubic hair problems that is. And barring any sudden shift back to those god awful bathing suits from the Twenties or unseemly panty lines, it is unlikely this epidemic will end anytime soon Ryan Murray Jersey , leaving this writing stuff to males and hair salon types who continue to have a prurient vested interest in all this.
Hmm ? maybe I'm better off inventing better tweezers because apparently a great tweezer in the hand is worth more than two lousy ones in the bush, so to speak.
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